Fleshlight!Being the curious individual that I am, I committed the first of my heinous Crimes O' The Day and clicked on said ad, following link after link until I came to the "Official Fleshlight Website" [which can be found here]
After pausing the pornographic video showcasing said product, I quickly scanned the page and realized that I stumbled upon a male masturbatory aid "cleverly" disguised as a flashlight. It even comes with options!
Said options include a choice of orifice such as "stealth", "lady", "mouth", or "butt"; a choice of color ["mocha", or "pink"], and a choice of texture ["original", "super tight", "ultra tight", "wonder wave", "super ribbed", or something described as "super bump" o.O]
Needless to say I was delighted at this discovery and vowed to make sure that all the pathetic losers in the world that can't get a REAL female get their very own Fleshlight, TODAY!
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Neutral
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I can't hold up this facade any longer than a cheap whore can keep her customers happy
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"I can't do this very much longer. He had me juggling teacups all night long. Teacups! With tea in them!"
Because nobody else has the guts to admit that Demyx goes best with blue hair.
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The pioneers of a warless world are the youth who refuse military service: Albert Einstein
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The pioneers of a warless world are the youth who refuse military service: Albert Einstein
My website: [link]
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I ate your soul.
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Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past the moment. Jacking off. Television. Denial.
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